Presentating

A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"

Me: Hey, you presenting today?

Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.

by BuD_WeiS_eR October 22, 2003

Presentation

Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.

The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead.

by Alex-Very November 4, 2010

net present value

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.

To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Kentucky Preserves

KY Jelly

She was so dry we had to whip out the Kentucky Preserves last night.

by IronDrummer February 27, 2011

cal aero preserve academy

bruh wtf why are all the hot girls emo

Guys why th is all the hot girls emo??? Such a cal aero preserve academy.

by 249872 October 20, 2021

mouth present

A tasty treat for your mouth.

I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

by reverend megaton July 9, 2010

pressert

A dessert you have before the meal.

I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.

by Lerxst888 May 23, 2016