pousche

A poker dousche - one who doesn't know how to play poker.

He went all in with low cards, what a pousche!

by Mooncat August 1, 2007

porsche

Dr.-Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG, usually shortened to Porsche AG, is a German automobile manufacturer specializing in high-performance sports cars, SUVs and sedans. Founded on April 25, 1931 in Stuttgart, Germany, it is owned by the Volkswagen Group.

"I bought a new porsche"

"Why"

"Because i'm awesome"

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by saturn_ December 17, 2020

Polscher’s disease

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.

Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.

by JP’s krip February 13, 2021

Porsche peado

A grown man who drives a old convertible boxer around the local streets to attract the attention of local girls.

Similar to the Pope mobile but much less impressive and only appeals to teenage girls.

Taylor “Hey baby do you wanna go for ride in my super cool Porsche?”

Girl “Er is that a 2002 boxer?”

Taylor” Shut up and watch this”

Then proceeds to wheel spin the Porsche peado mobile machine into a wall.

Girl “no thanks I’ll just wait for the bus”

by WyVill March 18, 2021

porschesexual

someone who's sexually attracted to Porsche cars

that person right there is a Porschesexual.

by ilovelatinasandm3s July 25, 2022

porschewagen

Now that Porsche is owned by Volkswagen, porsches are now porschewagens.

Daddy didn't have enough space in the porschewagen to take the kids to soccer.

by BubbleDouble July 24, 2009

Porsche

How real car guys pronounce the brand name of 911s and Boxters

How could Porsche drop its Le Mans program to build a goddam truck???

by DonH October 2, 2003