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paste-eater

Someone who was not very bright as a youth in school.
You can't expect him to know that; he was a paste-eater.
by KilgoreTrout May 26, 2005
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Pasterino

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv
"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"
by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014
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copy paste monkey

(Definition reinstated)
One who codes, HTML, PHP C, or any other language, by mindlessly copying random chunks of code from the work of others without fully understanding what the code does. This usualy causes bugs, bloat, and generaly nasty ass code. Also abbreviated "CPM"
<Fred> Why does the php on Bob's site keep shitting?
<Dom> Because he's a copy-paste-monkey.
*Fred is now known as Bob
<Bob> Eep! Eep! I am MONKEY! Give me BANANA!! ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-c, ctrl-v!
by BlueEagle January 7, 2005
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crab paste

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.
"Oooooh! Crab paste!"
by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003
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Posterity

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George
Posterity is synonymous with offspring.
by Emeasoba George June 1, 2018
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Four Poster Bed

Four Poster Bed

A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.
A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.

Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.
In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.
And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny...
C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep.
When I woke up I was sticky and naked
D: I think you missed something fun.
by rzhhhh August 26, 2009
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posted

chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.
I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.
by aBecka June 7, 2005
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