A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.
by Swampyman May 19, 2019
Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal
by Clarrrrky December 08, 2019
(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.
Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?
by phillydrifter November 12, 2010
“I’m sorry, but your responses are like bad porridge.”
by Mbk13 December 08, 2018
"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
by Raffandjeff October 17, 2008
by rahh June 07, 2006
The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.
What are you having for breakfast mate?
Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.
You're fucked cunt.
Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.
You're fucked cunt.
by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018