Poot

Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.

Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?

by definebird December 2, 2017

Poot

Farting like normal, at the end, a little nugget surprises ypu.

Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.

by Oopsieohfuck January 25, 2020

Poot

A poot is one of them wind/silent farts
*Pffffft*

“I just pooted”

“That was a funny little poot”

“Your poot stinks!”

by urr mums bum January 4, 2022

Poot

The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.

Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.

by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022

The Poot

The Poot is a burrowing creature that lives in Southern Africa. Although it possesses massive feet it usually uses its breasts to ploeg* through the ground

*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.

Wow Tjoop! You are acting like The Poot

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the June 4, 2023

poot

a poo coloured suit..

hayley: OMFG!!!! THAT IS THE BEST POOT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO BUY IT AND MAKE LOVE TO ITS SWEET VISAGE

all: (chanting) POOT POOT POOT POOT

by jenny nimmo September 18, 2005

poot

A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex

A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."

by Matilda Bbl December 5, 2014