poopertunity

When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.

Dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a poopertunity.

by North Beach J June 30, 2010

Poopertion

V. To have anal sex with a woman from behind so that one can pretend that the penetratee is actually a man.

Poopert- N. The penitrator in the case of poopersion.

Dog, Anna got drunk and told everyone that she was persuaded and commited poopertion last saturday.

Man, thats wierd that poopert left through the back door.
-Yea... Classic poopertion.

by PatsyShen6969 July 22, 2007

pooperting

pooperting is another word for a toilet,outhouse,or hole in the ground.

I used the pooperting to take a crap.

by Kraten January 3, 2008

Poopertunity

Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

Please see the example below.

Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."

by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013

Poopertunity

When the opportunity presents itself to take that poo that you've been waiting for. When you're so excited to get this poop out and your bowels free!

Excuse me friends I have a poopertunity I can't pass up!

by JamieDonBoss April 11, 2016

Poopertunity

Chance too take a poop

I missed my poopertunity when the Taco Bell kicked in and could not get to bathroom.

by Jinnieninnie February 18, 2021

plooperton

The small area between someones nostrils and their mouth. Also the location of the 4th hole.

“Hey man, how did it go with Martina last night?”

“Great man, she let me beef right in her Plooperton!”

“ No fucking way! Sucks to hear about her brother Martino though!”

“Yeah, he really shouldn’t have said beef splook”

*Dies*

by Cornibus Snake May 26, 2023