by Dannilyn September 12, 2006
Get the poolangies mug.The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.
**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.
by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011
Get the pooranoia mug.Refer to Cameron Diaz' reference on T.V.- "I haven't had any complaints in the poonanny department..."
by Hypebole13 November 7, 2003
Get the poonanny mug.Always wipe from front to back, keeps the poopie out of the crack, cause if you wipe from back to front, you'll surely get poopies in your cunt!
Not cleaning crap out of your vagina, or not wiping in the correct direction, hence the smelly Poogina!
by faithuncertain July 4, 2010
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Get the poodangle mug.A hybrid of the two root words, "poop" and "volcano". It is a poop volcano. Often experienced after eating greasy foods, the day after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, or daily after having the gall bladder removed.
by koalabear May 3, 2004
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