Pooparican

A trashy, classless, lisping, peurtorican hoe, generally named Maria, that deserves to be mung jumped (see Mung Jumping) Pooparicans are typically poopy, inside and out. It is normally apparent that they cannot afford to shower, as their hair is greasy, and teeth are the same color as there skin (poop colored) and their facial features are smushed together into the center of their face. (example Jay Leno)

WARNING POOPARICANS ARE TOXIC, if you come into contact with one, IMMEDIATELY douse yourself with anti-bacterial soap, and take a trip to the clinic to get an HIV test!

Work Experience: basically looking like shit (no pun intended), spreading STD's to numerous men in one night, and some prostitution.

How to spot a pooparican: LOOK IN THE TOILET!

SK: Maria's skin is the color of poop
LA: Yeah, I know she's a Pooparican

by Sarah and Lucy February 26, 2008

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Poofa

The code word for PAFOA. Pennsylvania Firearm Owners Association.

Hey bro, are you with Poofa?

by BigDfromPAFOA October 14, 2009

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pooftard

An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.

"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"

"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"

by Sister Mary Katherine October 13, 2009

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