polack knock

like a "ding dong ditch" but instead of ringing the doorbell and running away before a resident answers the door, the "polack" knocks on the the door and waits for the resident to see him/her, before running away to hide, laugh, etc.

Don't get me wrong, I like pranks as much as the next guy, but Danny's going to find himself in hot water if he keeps it up with this polack knock thing.

by tired of sex entries April 23, 2010

Pollock

v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.

n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.

Lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!

by Professor Quinta July 12, 2012

Jackson Pollock

The splatter shaped residue in underwear after a wet fart

Jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty Jackson Pollock in his pants

by Ass Picture November 27, 2010

Pollicking

The art of acting like you're twelve when you're nearly an adult. Includes, but is not limited to, stealing people's keys, driving away when somebody is walking to the car or trying to get in it, pretending to hit somebody then saying "two for flinching" or anything else that was cool/funny when we we're 12 years old.

Dude, quit Pollicking. We're 17, not 7.

by Don'tB_Mad October 3, 2012

chrome plated polack

someone of Lithuanian descent.

"I'll never understand why Janey married that chrome plated polack!"

by corncobbutthole September 30, 2009

Pollock

A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.

Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"

Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"

Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."

by Slumlord Numero Tree December 19, 2008

Jackson Pollock

To vomit. Named after the expressionist painter whose works look rather like multi-coloured spew. Used in Red Dwarf by Kryten.

I think I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on - Kryten, Red Dwarf.

by steve2977 November 17, 2006