by SupLickMe July 29, 2014
Get the Pokemonmug. A critically acclaimed game series that has gained a kiddie reputation thanks to the cards and the Anime.
Do not let the cards and the anime give you the wrong idea about the series.
Please play the games, they are why the franchise is still alive.
Like, seriously, they keep improving. I mean it.
And, no, Pokemon GO does not count.
That game is garbage.
Do not let the cards and the anime give you the wrong idea about the series.
Please play the games, they are why the franchise is still alive.
Like, seriously, they keep improving. I mean it.
And, no, Pokemon GO does not count.
That game is garbage.
by Niglet Diglett May 14, 2018
Get the Pokemonmug. Pokemon really means Jamaican protologist. The game came after the original meaning of the word, when Pikachu...nah... too long of a story. Take my word for it.
by Juan Primo November 29, 2007
Get the Pokemonmug. by Tatanka September 11, 2003
Get the Pokemonmug. A media franchise owned by Nintendo. It is played by many age groups although horny teenagers use terms related to pokemon to describe crazy sex manoeuvres.
10 year old: Yay, my Charmeleon evolved into a Charizard!
Horny teenager: Are you talking about the pokemon or the act in which a man lights a girls pubes on fire
10 year old: What? I just want to beat my rival's Venusaur.
Horny teenager: That means to insert a bonsai tree up a woman's vagina.
10 year old: Oh My God! That's just weird! I knew I should've chosen Squirtle.
Horny Teenager: Oh yeah, to Blastoise someone means to squirt water pistols up their vagina and anus at the same time.
10 year old: (Starts crying)
Horny teenager: Are you talking about the pokemon or the act in which a man lights a girls pubes on fire
10 year old: What? I just want to beat my rival's Venusaur.
Horny teenager: That means to insert a bonsai tree up a woman's vagina.
10 year old: Oh My God! That's just weird! I knew I should've chosen Squirtle.
Horny Teenager: Oh yeah, to Blastoise someone means to squirt water pistols up their vagina and anus at the same time.
10 year old: (Starts crying)
by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 21, 2011
Get the Pokemonmug. If you haters stop bashing pokemon, lovers will lose interest in it and give attention to what really deserves it. POKEMON IS NOT EVIL! THEY'RE STUPID!
Find something else to do!
Find something else to do!
by TanooKirby June 1, 2003
Get the Pokemonmug. The absolute most ridiculous, embarassing, and most dramatized cartoon ever made, but is still one of the best selling games, which were all the same, and the card game made no sense, and new poke'mon look like something out of Johnny Depp's basement.
Ash: Come on guys, we need to beat the next gym leader to move our journey on.
Misty: Fuck that, I used to be a gym leader until your ass came along. Go to hell, I almost got raped by Brock too.
Pika'chu:Lets kill some black people fellow pokemon!
Misty: Fuck that, I used to be a gym leader until your ass came along. Go to hell, I almost got raped by Brock too.
Pika'chu:Lets kill some black people fellow pokemon!
by I<3DolPhInS!1.25 January 7, 2008
Get the Pokemonmug.