Knob Polisher

A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!

She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!

by Overdrive December 28, 2005

Polish Scum

Polish Scum is a British and Irish pejorative term for the large wave of Polish migrants to both the UK and Ireland since Poland became a EU member state in 2004. This clearly racist term reflects a growing view that the lowest, most opportunistic level of Polish society has arrived in both countries in excessive numbers. Perceived characteristics of 'Polish Scum' are a lack of education, alcoholism, a refusal to learn the English language, social rudeness (often explained by their former communist status), a willingness to work for low pay and poor personal hygiene. Other abusive terms include 'Polish Parasite' or 'Polish Locust', though the term 'Polish Scum' is the most broadly used pejorative throughout the British isles.

UK: "This used to be a nice country until all this Polish Scum arrived here. They're wrecking the standards of the whole country".

IRELAND: "All you see these days is Polish Scum. They're like some sort of plague."

by Alain D. December 31, 2011

polish girls

True wonders of nature, polish girls are widely known as the most beautiful on this planet. Moreover, they are also intelligent, lovely, honest, well educated and emancipated. Partying like rockstars, loving like nobody else, perfect at work, in science and in bed - they are Poland's biggest pride.

"everyone loves a polish girl!"
A name of a group on Facebook.

"polish girls are beautiful - and that's damn right".
a comment on a travel forum

by m.i.c.h.a.l. May 9, 2008

polishing the pearl

female masturbation

don't call me. i'll be polishing the pearl all afternoon.

by nwabudike June 7, 2018

Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.

I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.

by Memory Smythe January 8, 2008

polish resume

(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.

Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"

by Alien Warthog February 24, 2018

polish the lighthouse

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

by Loopydave August 18, 2018