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platypi

Platypi are soooo cool. They have bills and a tail!!!!!!!
by rasta_lover April 4, 2010
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Platypus Dick

A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.
The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.
by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010
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Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down.
Kids: Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
by ThisIsFine449 January 31, 2020
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A Platypus

Slang for something that is controlling you or getting you 'down'
Corporations are a platypus. Your teacher is a platypus
by Dr Doof November 28, 2019
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Platypusing

#1-Sneaking around or passing by.

#2-Scheming a secret plan to benefit oneself and harm or not help others.

#3-Unreasonable strutting by an ugly person.
ex- Johny has been platypusing around trying to peep in the womans bathroom.

ex- George. W. Bush has been platypusing the American Public for eight years.

ex- Tina has been platypusing in the nightclub for the whole evening, so the number of stiffys has hit a record low.
by I Made Word July 24, 2009
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platypus

Someone who doesn't do much.

In reference to Phineas and Ferb/Perry the Platypus-

Phineas: What about Perry? What does he want to do?
(Perry chatters)
Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.
Jenny: For a supervisor, Daniel doesn't really do much. He just sits in his office all day.

Adam: I know! He's such a platypus!
by Ronald Parkington February 7, 2012
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Platymoose

A platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. He loves to play video games and watch lots of porn with tentacles. He a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is pissed and dose not get his way. At times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. But he a good person, sometimes....
Dude did you talk to platymoose today" "Yea but he an asshole today
by Tberry0 July 22, 2011
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