Planker

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.

John you Planker!

by sks2002 August 28, 2018

Planters

Adj: A play on words that when coupled with the word "nuts" exaggerates one's heightened level of insanity.

"I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts."

by J 'Sak December 21, 2008

gay planner

A mental to-do list kept by a hetero guy on the off chance he ever goes homo. Generally used to remind the wife/girlfriend that he does, in fact, have a penis.

Wife: Honey, let's go see the Sex in the City movie on opening day!
Husband: What a great idea! Let me just jot that down in the ol' gay planner...

Girlfriend: Sweetie, you should come to the salon with me on Saturday... I've always thought you'd look just adorable with highlights.
Boyfriend: Saturday, huh? Let me check... good news! Looks like I'm performing anonymous airport bathroom stall fellatio at 9:00, but, other than that, the gay planner's wide open!

by Chisos Climber May 22, 2008

Planter's Penis

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.

Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!

by Deutsch January 6, 2003

Plancrastinate

To plan something at the very end, right before the set date for the event.

Ken: "Aw crap, it's the night before the party and we don't have anything set up for it!"

Josh: "Dude, why did you plancrastinate?"

by Twerkley016 October 2, 2014

Plannerbation

Spending hours on your planner instead of actually being productive.

This could include spending an exorbitant amount of time picking out the perfect planner, filling out your calendar and color coding it, reformatting your digital calendar over and over again instead of actually budgeting your time.

Daily goal: limit plannerbation to 30 min/day

by afterafewdrinks January 20, 2017

planzer

lets say you are in a German speaking land and you would like everyone to know that you are going on a plane but don't really know the word for a plane but you know a tank in German is a panzer so you combine your German knowledge with your English to make the word planzer.

hey guys the planzer is leaving

what the hell is a planzer,

it's a plane in german,

no it´s not

well now it is.

by guttensnitchel October 13, 2021