Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

pitty money

Pitty money: when people send you money after something bad happens instead of comforting you in person

" Your uncle sent you 50$ ,he said he felt bad after he saw what happened"

"Dope pitty money really fills the void of my dad dying"

by I eat rotten strawberries September 18, 2022

pitties

Pit Viper brand of sports glasses, that were briefly popular in 2020 among midlife crisis mountain bike riders.

"Yo those Pitties look sick! Send it!"

by Haentz October 2, 2022

Pitti

Greatest and sexiest last name ever

Omg it that Pitti??!!

by Pitti December 25, 2021

Pitty girl

One whos already established herself a club member by showing off her pussy and tits to an official pitty club board member. She makes everyday brighter.

Cheri shes earned her #1PITTY GIRL STATUS. No one flashes herself to obtain a variety of items free the way this pitty girl does. If you have seen this pitty girl in action, you too would become an official pitty girl club member. Everyone loves a pitty girl.

by Cheri cox May 8, 2018

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

Pitty Puppy

When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time

Oh man my girl friend made me Pitty Puppy last night! It was crazy!

by Boobs42069 January 19, 2022