Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

shitty pitty

Menial, mundane, and with subpar results

I have to get back to my f***ing shitty pitty job.

by MrrrrD May 24, 2018

Pittie

A variation for the word pit bike

I wanna take the middy out for a ride on the pittie

by Yurmomgey June 11, 2018

Pitties

A pair of Pit Vipers

Check out my new pair of Pitties

by PitNation November 16, 2023

Pitty Puppy

When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time

Oh man my girl friend made me Pitty Puppy last night! It was crazy!

by Boobs42069 January 19, 2022

pitty money

Pitty money: when people send you money after something bad happens instead of comforting you in person

" Your uncle sent you 50$ ,he said he felt bad after he saw what happened"

"Dope pitty money really fills the void of my dad dying"

by I eat rotten strawberries September 18, 2022

pitties

Pit Viper brand of sports glasses, that were briefly popular in 2020 among midlife crisis mountain bike riders.

"Yo those Pitties look sick! Send it!"

by Haentz October 2, 2022