Cotton Pickin

Something people say when they get mad.
Or it is a replacement for GD or Gosh Darn it.

"You get on my last cotton pickin nerves!"

"Damn, you so cotton pickin fugly"

by Tay-Nii-Chan October 22, 2008

cherry picking

1. Hang around the goal waiting for a pass. Someone who doesn't play defense.
2 Choosing to do the easiest task out of a group of tasks when given the chance.

1. That lazy bastard is cherry picking again, he never comes back to play defense.
2. That cherry picker took the easiest way out again.

by longhorn January 12, 2005

pickin' my nig

picking my ass

I was so bored, that i sat at home all day pickin' my nig.

by panfried May 22, 2009

Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

picket fencing

In competitive forensics, to picket fence is to recieve only scores of 1 (the highest score) in all speech rounds.

Sarah: How did you do at the Jack Howe tournament?
David: I picket fenced it!

by bitterspice June 5, 2005

Nose picking

Masturbation of the nose.

You can pick it for hours just to get out some very tough and stuck snots. Once it comes out you feel euphoric and very relieved.

I was doing some nose picking my nose very hard the other day that I got out tons of boogers, felt so damn good.

by nosepickin' October 30, 2011

easy pickins

something that can be easily looted, stolen or robbed.

adrian: "look at all that beer left unattended"
me: "easy pickins lad easy pickins"

by The twit September 27, 2006