Phooka

A shapeshifter from Irish mythology. Can become any animal after age seven. Characteristics of a phooka include black hair and green eyes.

When the black-haired, green-eyed girl I saw earlier disappeared and the only thing I saw afterwards was a large black cat, I automatically thought, "PHOOKA!"

by Phooka Girl <3 January 29, 2010

Ploof

A condensed form of an expression of happinesss, excitement, moment of discovery, et al.

Also can be used as a sign of disappointment based on inflection.

I just won the lottery!=Ploof!

I found my car keys!=Ploof!

My cat died. = Ploof.

by RussMartinFan November 8, 2018

ninja poof

To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.

Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.

by M. Stout July 12, 2007

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Phoobar

Photo-Shopped Beyond All Recognition.
An image of a person (usually a celebrity whose looks are not what they once were) that is suffering from an excess of digital enhancement.
Useful for covering up slight blemishes such as - but not limited to- varicose veins, crows feet, chicken's neck, zits and hairy facial warts.

Britney looked smokin' hot on the cover of the latest Maxim, but looking closer I realized she had been Phoobar-ed.

by Senor Cojonazos July 9, 2011

phook

Phook; (foo-k): A word commonly used in the flash animated series Meenio. The word is a substitute for the word "fuck" and also takes on all the forms of the word "fuck".

"What a load of phook!" "You mother phooker!" "Holy phook!" "Are you phooking kidding me?!" "Go phook yourself."

by Meenio June 30, 2014

Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.

Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.

by BananaBerger December 7, 2010