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Phone Stack

A game that takes place usually over a meal or any social gathering in an attempt to get everyone to actually interact with each other as opposed to being glued to their smartphone screens. The rules are as followed.

Everyone in the group must give up their phones and place them in a pile, stacking them on top of one another. The goal is to then see who can go the longest without their device. Then, whoever caves first, must suffer the consequences of whatever punishment was decided on prior to the stacking. Say you are at a restaurant. Everyone would stack their phones in the middle of the table. It is agreed upon amongst the participants that whoever grabs their phone first must pay the bill.
Person A - "We're playing Phone Stack!"
(Everyone's phones are put in a stack in the middle of the table)
Person A - "Whoever grabs their phone first has to pay the bill!"
*Several minutes pass, and Person B's phone goes off, and he/she grabs their phone*
Person C - "Hah! You lost! You're payin' up!"
Person B - "****!"

Video Example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvugLZE0DFk
by vsms? March 19, 2013
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Phonecognito

Not reachable using calls or emails to your smartphone.
“I’m going phonecognito this weekend. I mean it.”

“Got it. Oh, but what if Winona calls? About the proposal. Can I email you at least?”

“Nope. Total phonecognito.”

“Geeeeeez. You really are serious. So you’re not even taking your phone?”

“Well, .. but not for work.”
by PJMac August 21, 2012
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Phone-Baiting

In a discussion, the act of threatening to call another person in an attempt to get the other person to retract their story (often an uncreative, mostly unsuccessful, last ditch attempt for the threatening party).
James: Hey, so i got into an argument with my girlfriend and tried Phone-Baiting her.

Tom: Aww, dude. That's lame. Did it work?

James: Nope. She did leave me though.
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 5, 2010
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phone-chi

The art of phone-chi is doing elaborate balances and poses in an attempt to get a signal on your mobile phone.
After some serious phone-chi, I finally managed to text her.
by The_Shopkeeper March 2, 2017
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Welcome phone

A generic mobile phone, usually from a Chinese manufacturer, so-called because of its boot screen consisting of the word "WELCOME!" in some form or another.
I used to have this cheap welcome phone I bought off Wish but it died on me all of a sudden.
by Jeff Lambert May 22, 2021
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phonecuffing

When somebody calls you when you're about to start something, in the middle of something, or just want to be left alone. The caller just won't let you go and just keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking. The caller might talk about subjects that you don't know anything about and/or have absolutely no interest in, and just when it seems like he or she is about to let you go, he or she jumps on to a whole new subject. You can be stuck in this situation for hours.
phone rings

VICTIM: Hello?
PHONECUFFER: Hey, there's this one really weird question on the physics homework
VICTIM: Okay, let's see…

10 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: Yeah, thanks man.
VICTIM: No problem.
PHONECUFFER: By the way, did you hear about that idiot?
VICTIM: Oh yeah!

16 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: But then I realized that 5 Hour Energy is better than Vault.
VICTIM: That's cool, but I've got this paper that's due in 72 hours.
PHONECUFFER: I see.

27 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: And so I dug it up on YouTube last night and I thought it was mediocre.
VICTIM: Yeah…
PHONECUFFER: I mean people think he's an idiot…
VICTIM: Un-huh…
PHONECUFFER: But really he can be hilarious, like when…
VICTIM: (thinks "I have a paper to work on and he's talking about the crappiest move that was ever made.")

38 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: But then I realized that if you stand eight feet away, you get the most accuracy.
VICTIM: That's cool, but I really need to work on that paper.

22 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: So he just stared off into space and was like "Whoa!".
VICTIM: (monotone) That's weird. (thinks "I've told him about the paper six times and he's still phonecuffing me!")
by Daedalus Suburbanus June 1, 2010
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Dopeman's phone syndrome

Caused by constantly receiving phone calls or texts for drugs and repeatedly hearing the same ringtone or text alert.

Symptoms may include, irritability, short attention span, broken phones, random acts of aggression, skimpy bags, slow service, and shitty product... Some sufferers may also have large amounts of rubber banded money in there possession causing there pocket to bulge.
The dopeman through his phone at the ground because he was getting so many calls, he has dopeman's phone syndrome
by S.G.O.G LAMBO January 1, 2011
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