perking space

A prime parking spot awaiting as you arrive late to work, thanks to someone who has abandoned it to make a Starbucks run.

It was 8:35 and I was sure I'd have to park out in the boonies, but I found a sweet perking space right by the building.

by Tim Vanderburg February 24, 2006

Pergin

A cousin that is very special,and not in a good way... A group of special cousins is pergins or pergin paradise.

Come here ya lil pergin.

by Potatosquashedtatertot December 23, 2019

Perineum

Perineum is the space between the ass and genitals.

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.

by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014

Perkin's Gaggle

While you fuck a girl from behind, you choke the shit out of her. (not literally, but you do choke her alot)

Hey man, last night I gave that bitch the Perkin's Gaggle!

by Triangle Teabag July 28, 2008

Peroing

Verb -

1.) To wander aimlessly searching for a social group to merge with often attributed to clingy people.
2.) To join a group when one or more is watching a video or playing a game

"Dude will you stop breathing down my neck you're Peroing again."

"Dammit Jon joined our Minecraft game again he's always Peroing."

by The Cold Hard Truth... Ladies January 22, 2013

Burke-Perrin

A creature with an unnaturally small and crooked phallous. Often found in the over-grown red bushes of North London, Burke-Perrin's are very protective of their nature. They bond very well with snakes and dutch people. The Burke-Perrin's sense of smell is extraordinary, it can sense danger from a mile away. Unfortunately however, it cannot establish what a stranger female's sexual preference is. Its mating call sounds like a black man who has gone without chicken for five years.

Dude no.1: Did you see that mammal at Punk last night, it looked like the love child of Dylan Moran and that bloke from Amelie

Dude no.2: Oh yeah dude, it was such a Burke-Perrin

by Andre Villas-BoASSASSASSASSASS September 4, 2012

perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003