peruvian anaconda

When you attack a small Asian kid from behind and put him in a headlock. Preferably with your legs wrapped around him, like a walrus humping its mate into submission.

Steve: Come here you Asian.
Wing-wang: NO!
Steve: Don't make me put you into a Peruvian anaconda.

by Clom2222 December 17, 2014

peruvian

The following are examples of peruvian people:

Mario Testino, photographer
Sofia Mulanovich, world champion surfer
Susana Baca, singer
Mario Vargas Llosa, writer
Juan Luis Florez, tenor
Gaston Acurio, chef
Helena Christensen, model
Alberto Vargas, Vargas Girl's painter
Jaime Bayly, writer
Alfredo Bryce, writer
Ricardo de Montreuil, film director
Boris Vallejo, painter
Benjamin Bratt, actor
Los Pasteles Verdes, rock band
Cesar Vallejo, poet

Shit! Can I also be peruvian?

by MarcelGarnierd February 21, 2008

Peruvian Handshake

When you reach your hand up under a girls dress and fondle her upon first meeting. Although illegal in most countries, it is a term used as a show of affection to beautiful ladies around the globe. Of course most of the ladies might not appreciate it as much as the men do but, it is a great term to use to the laymen that does not tip them off as to your intentions. The term was first coined by Mr. Fisher in 2008 while out on the town in Texas, and has grown like wildfire from there.

Hey check her out, I would love to give her a Peruvian Handshake!

by Barry Myhoginya August 20, 2010

Peruvian Sunrise

Waking up pleasantly next to a Peruvian bombshell

Mitch; "hey James guess what"
James; "what"
Mitch; "Laura gave me a Peruvian Sunrise this morning"

by Meatspiner February 5, 2008

Peruvian Gut Buster

When a man jizzes into another man's mouth who then spits the jizz into a woman's mouth, swallows it, regurgitates it, and rubs it all over her tits.

Last night I was so drunk and I ended up doing a Peruvian gut buster with Susie and John.

by sloker7 June 30, 2011

Peruvian Eye Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.

Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?

by Christina Farah December 9, 2006

Peruvian Jackhammer

A sexual three-way, containing two men and one girl. One man is laying on the ground, while the woman is sucking his dick. The woman is nearly vertical(depending on the height of the second man), and is being penetrated by the second man, who is holding her ankles and thrusting as if he were holding a jackhammer.

"Todd and I hooked up with Michelle last night, but we didn't want to double penetrate, so we did the Peruvian jackhammer."

by FuckingBattleAxe March 23, 2009