Purified

When you go up against vigil and he domes you with the bubble daryl bosg shotgun and doc revives you but you get killed by a kapkan trap.

Oh ash just got purified.

by Osnaa May 4, 2018

Petrified

So terrified that one can't move.

John was petrified after the rollercoaster ride.

by Photonbeam September 18, 2019

Kirkland Purified Water

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls

Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.

by βαρίδι November 21, 2022

Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011

Petrified Chocolate

1. When hot molten chocolate solidifies.

2. A scared african american .... or any dark skinned person in general.

1. Caitlin fell asleep on her chocolate and it melted. After sitting on her desk for a day it hardened, so Jasmin and Carley ate the petrified chocolate.

2. As an african american was walking down the street, Tomás and Jon jumped out at him from around the corner. He was then, petrifed chocolate.

by Duden2010 November 3, 2010

Hermified

when you have had a long night and wake up late the next morning and look like complete trash and do not want to go anywhere with your friends or meet them anywhere to hang out so you stay at home all day in sweatpants and a comfy t-shirt

Lack of effort to come out of the house hermified I will not meet you anywhere I have become hermified.

by stanyfran June 1, 2009

proified

Changed to be of top quality, or pro-ness

Fan: are the four songs i already know going to be on Cold Coast's new album?

Musician: yes, but those were just demo versions. They were re-recorded and proified for the album

by Cold Coast December 21, 2010