Back in the day parkles were a beautiful colony in Greenland. Well, one day however some baby parkles decided they wanted their own colony. They drank a growing up potion and left to make their own colony as they looked different and tiny. They decided to call themselves sparkles. Another day some grown up parkles decided they wanted to make their own colony too. They drank a shapeshifting potion in different shapes and left. They decided to call themselves glitter because they looked different too in different shapes. They were very neutral to sparkles and parkles. The tension between each soul still thrives today. Sparkles are very tiny and can be multiple colors as well. These are the most dangerous so be aware. If your “parkle” is very small, very circle shaped, or not as shiny it is probably a sparkle. Glitter can be many sizes but is a different shape. Parkles have little edges, sparkles are round, and glitter can be any shape. These aren’t as dangerous as sparkles but be careful. If you have any questions at all feel free to contact parklesquad on instagram. They are highly skilled in parkles as they have been to parkle preschool, elementary, highschool, and are working in college. Signed, Poe and Parkelle P.S there is so much more to learn! Please contact us asap to learn new facts!
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Get the Parkle mug.When someone is high off of percocet. Being jammed is commonly used as well. One will either snort, swollow or chew the perk and then start to really rather good. You're really relaxed and don't have a care in the world. Your pupils look like pin drops and your face gets real pale, too pale usually results in puking. Your ears may feel sorta blocked up. Sometimes in the beginning you can't stop talking. Mix with alcohol and youre ready to get fucked up!
girl: yo you wanna split this perk wit me?
boy: hell yeah I gotta go to work soon anyways so I need to be perked out to deal wit dat shit!
boy: hell yeah I gotta go to work soon anyways so I need to be perked out to deal wit dat shit!
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an unicue finnish swearword. the word can't really be translated, so it's just... you know, perkele!
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That freakin job is so perkless!!
That freakin job is so perkless!!
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Get the Perplexed mug.The word “Perker” stems from back around the 60s & 70s Denmark.
Around that time, Denmark was in dire need of workforce & manpower to build the country’s infrastructure. The state then invited what they called “Gæstearbejdere” or “Fremmedarbejdere” which translates to “Guest Worker” or “Foreign Worker”, mainly from the countries of Turkey, Pakistan, Yugoslavia & Iran.
In Danish, when referring to an Iranian person, you can refer to them as an “Perser” which translates to “Persian”. (Notice the “Per” in “Pers-er”.)
In Danish, when referring to a Turkish person or a Pakistani person, you can refer to them as a “Tyrker” & “Pakistaner” which translates to “Turk” & “Pakistani”. (Notice the “er” in “Tyrk-er” & “Pakistan-er”.)
Someone then decided to combine the words to generalize people of foreign muslim descent. Hence “Per-ker”.
It is generally considered hate speech, racially motivated & degrading, when a person of white descent says “Perker”. Much like the N-word in the Western Hemisphere is considered racially motivated & hate speech when said towards people of color, “Perker” is also considered that, when uttered towards people of muslim descent.
Racism is generally alive & thriving in Denmark, with it not being as acknowledged as it rightfully should be, & at times actually considered taboo & rolled eyes upon, when pointed out. Many politicians in the Danish Parliament even claiming that racism simply doesn’t exist within it’s borders.
Pronunciation: (Paer’kar)
Around that time, Denmark was in dire need of workforce & manpower to build the country’s infrastructure. The state then invited what they called “Gæstearbejdere” or “Fremmedarbejdere” which translates to “Guest Worker” or “Foreign Worker”, mainly from the countries of Turkey, Pakistan, Yugoslavia & Iran.
In Danish, when referring to an Iranian person, you can refer to them as an “Perser” which translates to “Persian”. (Notice the “Per” in “Pers-er”.)
In Danish, when referring to a Turkish person or a Pakistani person, you can refer to them as a “Tyrker” & “Pakistaner” which translates to “Turk” & “Pakistani”. (Notice the “er” in “Tyrk-er” & “Pakistan-er”.)
Someone then decided to combine the words to generalize people of foreign muslim descent. Hence “Per-ker”.
It is generally considered hate speech, racially motivated & degrading, when a person of white descent says “Perker”. Much like the N-word in the Western Hemisphere is considered racially motivated & hate speech when said towards people of color, “Perker” is also considered that, when uttered towards people of muslim descent.
Racism is generally alive & thriving in Denmark, with it not being as acknowledged as it rightfully should be, & at times actually considered taboo & rolled eyes upon, when pointed out. Many politicians in the Danish Parliament even claiming that racism simply doesn’t exist within it’s borders.
Pronunciation: (Paer’kar)
RACIALLY MOTIVATED EXAMPLES:
- DANISH: “Rejs hjem hvor du kommer fra din perker.”
- TRANSLATED: “Go home to where you came from you perker.”
- DANISH: “Du er bare en fucking perker, intet andet.”
- TRANSLATED: “You’re just a fucking perker, nothing else.”
PEOPLE OF SAME DESCENT EXAMPLES:
-DANISH: “Der var 10 sandwiches i kassen med 1 til hver, men Younes tog 5 stykker haha! Fucking perker.”
- TRANSLATED: “There was 10 sandwiches in the box with 1 for each. Younes took 5 of them haha! Fucking perker.”
- DANISH: “Soufian var den mest perker af dem alle. Han gad ikke finde sig i hvad Christoffer sagde om hans mor. Så han sloges med ham midt i klassen.
- TRANSLATED: “Soufian was the most perker of them all. He wouldn’t let it slide that Christoffer spoke of his mother. So he fought with him in the middle of the classroom.”
- DANISH: “Rejs hjem hvor du kommer fra din perker.”
- TRANSLATED: “Go home to where you came from you perker.”
- DANISH: “Du er bare en fucking perker, intet andet.”
- TRANSLATED: “You’re just a fucking perker, nothing else.”
PEOPLE OF SAME DESCENT EXAMPLES:
-DANISH: “Der var 10 sandwiches i kassen med 1 til hver, men Younes tog 5 stykker haha! Fucking perker.”
- TRANSLATED: “There was 10 sandwiches in the box with 1 for each. Younes took 5 of them haha! Fucking perker.”
- DANISH: “Soufian var den mest perker af dem alle. Han gad ikke finde sig i hvad Christoffer sagde om hans mor. Så han sloges med ham midt i klassen.
- TRANSLATED: “Soufian was the most perker of them all. He wouldn’t let it slide that Christoffer spoke of his mother. So he fought with him in the middle of the classroom.”
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"That girl was thin in high school, but now she's a porklet. She needs to hit the gym before she becomes a full porker."
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