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Prium

The perfect guy you'll ever meet, the hottest and the most sexiest.

has a 12 inch penis.
I really want prium to be my boyfriend.

I just wanna tear that sexy motherfucker up, fuck i wanna fuck you prium!
by noname1045 April 5, 2009
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Perismatic

Pronunciation (Per-is-matic)- Something random which evokes mixed emotions or rage. A perismatic remark is usually one involving politics, Oprah, Doom, Violence, or something strangely funny.
Tom made a perismatic remark, "Communism is the way of the future!"
by eightball1023@hotmail.com April 3, 2007
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perfumed pig

Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).

Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)

The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.

A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.
The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.
by Charles Waggon July 1, 2009
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perimeter dusting

The process of clearing a perimeter of obstacles as to increase the likelihood of success upon reaching the intended goal or target.
I've got to do a little perimeter dusting if I my garrote and I are going to sneak up on our target without being spotted.
by Pintolicious2 October 16, 2016
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Perfume Parade

When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.
ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.
by Spacecowboyi19 July 1, 2018
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perfume sissies

A word in gumball describing the girls that watch the boys. It is funny and explainable, However banana joe said "PERFUME SISSIES!" and gumball asked "You mean those girls over there?". This is so funny.
Don't tell me you want to impress those... those.. PERFUME SISSIES!
Wait, You mean those girls over there? No no no.
by W Rich April 29, 2021
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Perfumely

Perfumely, the odor dirty socks and undergarments emit
"honey, you really should empty the clothes hamper, it's getting perfumely.'
by LEOJ THE GIRAFFE July 23, 2021
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