Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

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Erectionised

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

by Digtasy September 6, 2020

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one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection

Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"

by t_murph October 17, 2013

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A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.

Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections

by M.C.lobsterbush July 14, 2009

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one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017

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