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Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.
by Pancrab March 1, 2023
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text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.
I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.
by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011
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Perdita

A girl who can be either shy, reserved and nervous, or loud, out there annoying and weird. Is likely to have some health problems. Can be difficult to keep track of. Has quite a high social status in her group of friends. Easy to get along with, but is not great at making new friends. Has strong morals but can be easilly talked into things.
"That Perdita chick is so quiet - does she even talk?"

OR

"Gosh, that Perdita girl is so freaking annoying!! I wish she'd just shut up for a change!!"
by Olivia (Loopy) October 24, 2008
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Ghost of Perdition

The Ghost of Perdition is a sexual maneuver where you cut open the chest of a woman you've recently killed and cum inside of it.

Derived from the Opeth song of the same name.
Massimo preformed the Ghost of Perdition after killing a woman he was just too fed up with.
by Adagio November 21, 2010
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predict

A woman who has not had sex yet .. i.e. A virgin
That nun is predict
by Chief80 December 3, 2007
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PREDICT

THE ACT OF FOREPLAY BEFORE ACTUAL PENETRATION.
I PREDICT HER FOR AWHILE BEFORE WE HAD SEX.
by DENTGOD35 October 21, 2010
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Predictakillability

The act of killing the crap out of the enemy faction in the World of Warcraft Battlegrounds, while being utterly predictable about it.
Listening to the Superman theme every time you play battlegrounds.

Constantly using Frostshock as s finishing move

Doing a /dance on your enemy's un-resurected corpse every time you kill them

"You just did that with total predictakillability! Get some new moves already!"
by IrishMagic, 60 Warlock August 8, 2006
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