Penisegg

An egg that comes out of your penis. Used in frustration.

Ah penisegg this girl is too loose.

by Xelha October 18, 2010

peniserector

means "hot girl"

Joe: Damn shes a real peniserector.
Mama: Ye shes so hot and makes my penis so fucking erect.

by MilfPoliceSmallPPUnit_ecksdee July 10, 2021

dangle penises

hanging out

Mike: Hey man, you wanna come over and dangle penises? Maybe play some COD?

Joe: Penis dangling sounds great right about now, had a rough day at work today!

by brawlsack November 22, 2010

Penisly challenged

A person with a very small penis.

woa u saw sofia's lil bro when he was coming out of the shower? yeah man hes so Penisly challenged .....
GABRIEL

by Dillon Alexander December 11, 2008

penisloaf

a loaf of penis

excuse me sir...would you please place your penisloaf in my vaginaloaf...you hot sexy man beast.

by killa September 4, 2003

the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

by James Myrick October 10, 2007

penise

a sucker for girls cums in diffrent flavers

by .... September 25, 2003