The penguin

Laughter that resembles that of the Penguin from Batman.

"Why is aids a miracle", says Nile River
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).

by Neil aka Nile September 26, 2005

Penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.

Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!

by TheDeadDuck October 17, 2007

Penguin

A person who must always be with someone. One who mates for life.

Guy 1:That girl is ALWAYS dating someone
Guy 2: Yeah, she's such a penguin.

by theonewhocreatedpenguin September 25, 2011

Penguin

A girl so whipped that she will go long distances just to satisfy your needs, no matter what the needs are.

To guys, this term is used belittle the girl.
For girls, this term simply shows their love for their partner.

Friend 1: "Yo man, I totally got my girl to come from Town A, 50 kilometres away, to here to make me a sandwich.
Friend 2: "Dude, you snagged yourself a penguin."

Girl 2: "Did you actually go all the way to Town B just to make your man a sandwich?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I'm his penguin."

by Super Smart Male June 14, 2010

Penguin

A term used in the Air Force to describe an aircrew member who has never been on a flight, due to red tape or injuries.

Amn: Hey, did you ask Edens about the regs on our flight suit?
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.

by Cryptotibbs October 22, 2009

penguin

One of the cutest birds who can't fly. They live in the Southern Hemisphere.

My penguin could play soccer and was named jermaine.He could not fly.

by JaRoDu March 23, 2007

Penguin

A penguin is the most Awesome of birds.

Penguins,

CAN fly.
Eat other birds for breakfast.
Waddle.
Are simply awesome.
Love Popcorn.
Drink Coke!
Don't do what it says on the packet.
Microwave their dinner.
Live in America.
Hate zoo's.
Are actually multicoloured.
Can sleep for 5 days at a time.
Guess the time.
Hate Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus: OMFG, Did you see that cute penguin back there?

Randomer: Yes.

Penguin: I HATE YOU MILEY CYRUS!

by Holliiee March 10, 2009