edik pedik

A creepy old man who stalks children at night. Comes from Russian word pedik and can be used as a general insult.

SIDENOTE: Not all people named Edik are pediks...

Friend 1: So this guy was giving me creepy looks on the bus today...
Friend 2: Haha, really, what an Edik Pedik.

by Bobby the hotdog guy August 24, 2016

Pedicure

The care and attention a female (or male) can/or regularly give to their feet in order to not scare others when wearing sandals, ripping sheets during sex, or to relax and pamper themselves or others. This can also be done in a spa or nail salon for a fee.

The Pedicure consists of:
1. Foot Soak
2. Foot Scrub/File/Pumice Stone
3. Cuticule Work
4. Dry, Massage Foot
5. Polish and/or Nail Art

You: Girrrl.. just got my toes done!
Friend: Me too! Now we wont scare people away anymore!!

OR

You: Baby, I got a surprise for you..
Your Man: Oh really? I hope it's a pedicure, your feet ripped my sheets last week!

pedi, feet, pamper, relax

by tea shop poet August 5, 2009

pedimunch

A pedicure with your teeth.

Some people are flexible enough to perform this delicate operation on their own but most need help from a very loyal friend. With the downturn in the American economy, pedimunching is becoming a valuable alternative to lavish salon prices and it's also full of vitamins.

Suzie, can you help me? My feet are rough somethin' fierce and their aching for a good pedimunch. You're a loyal friend, aren't you, Suzie? Suzie?... SUZIE??! Come back, Suzie!!!

by gregjockca August 28, 2010

Pedicure Maneuver

Method of shutting down trolls on a message board by turning the conversation to nail polish colors.

This troll is obnoxious; time to break out the pedicure maneuver. What color should I paint my nails tonight?

by keeperrox January 24, 2011

tempur-pedic

God's own bed. It's like laying down on a soft, warm cloud, that loves you very much. My back pain was gone within days.n It cradles your body perfectly, and is never too hot or too cold.

I got a job specifically to buy a tempur pedic bed, because they're so good.

by PiccoloNamek April 11, 2004

Pedicure

Gods gift to females. A cult classic for relaxation, usually done by asians.

Shelby: What could we do to bond and relax?

Maddie: I need a pedicure!

by TheCrazyMaddie July 21, 2011

pedico

this means cocaine, the illegal narcotic

"I move the pedico quick" as in "sell dope fast"

by shtoops July 24, 2006