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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013
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payday loan

unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
2.
statutory rape.
3.
an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation:
the rape of the countryside.
4.
Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
by dr.derka September 19, 2015
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payday clay

The candy bar Payday as a clay sculpture. Can also be a term to generally describe any sort of food clay sculpture.
"My weird aunt made me a payday clay for Christmas when I was a kid. I still keep that in my room as eccentric decoration."
by eatmyshortseatmyshortsnow October 5, 2020
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Payday

While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you pull out, take the girls purse and drive away in a van.
Caroline: "That's literal theft, oh my god! How dare you!? Come back here!"

Jeff: "Inside her purse there was dust, condoms and 50$. Such a good payday!"
by atiredloser December 25, 2021
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Payday Loan

A loan that is basically required in order to afford all the DLC a game offers.

Derived from the ungodly amount of DLC and microtransactions in Payday The Heist/Payday 2.
"Hey man, how's that game going?"
"Not great, I had to take out a Payday loan. But I finally got the ULTIMATEDESTRUKOR9000 to beat that mission!"
by AsymmetricalTesical October 21, 2017
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Payday

Most of us know as a Money day some of us know it as a candy bar and rarely do people think of it as that one board game at your grandmas house but have you ever heard of the payday with the doughnut and the weenier trick is to shoot the wiener over the pancakes to get extra points and if it the wiener goes in the wrong hole you loose points. It’s a pretty fun game
Him:Do you play payday??
Her: Which version?
Him: oh you know I love the 2nd version of payday!!
by 1radbrad1 October 10, 2019
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Poor Man's Payday

A mix of peanuts and candy corn that yields a flavor reminiscent of a Payday candybar.
Time to get more candy corn; I just ate the last of my Poor Man's Payday.
by Copyname March 11, 2019
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