pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017

Montreal's pantless marathon

A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.

If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

House Painters

House painters are called the hitmen who kill the target in their house.

Send the house painters to him.

by Yuxne November 30, 2019

Pintle

A small penis. From Old English pintel (“penis”).

I stood next to John at the urinal last night and saw his pintle. It was tiny.

Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.

He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.

by Archibald Jimmy June 29, 2012

PointlessBlog

PointlessBlog is Alfie Deyes's YouTube name as he goes under it for almost all his social medias.
Alfie Deyes is a 21 year old blogger, living in Brighton, England, and has over 3 million youtube subscribers.
Alfie also has two other channels one PointlessBlogTV, and Alfie Games, (PointlessBlogTV for his Vlogs and Alfie Games is his gaming channel).
Alfie is currently living in Brighton with his girlfriend, Zoe Sugg, or Zoella.

Alfie has released that he is making another Pointless Book after the first one was a success.

"PointlessBlog just posted a new YouTube video with Zoella!"

by TheFangirl January 14, 2015

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by LongHardBeef July 17, 2011