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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

by Trumpium December 14, 2021

English Please

A smart-alec remark made by one who is very witty. Used to tell the other person to dumb down the vocabulary. Usually precedes a sentence containing difficult vocabulary.

Mrs. Teacher: In Biology today, we will be learning about transport within a cell membrane, where different types include active and passive transport. Diffusion...... osmosis....... phospholipid bilayer.....
Student: English please!
Mrs. Teacher: We're learning how cells move stuff around.

by asdfmaw May 14, 2014

Please don't die

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.

I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.

by Totes Wild July 14, 2014

please

another word for "now".

Hand me those cookies, please.

by quickstop17 November 14, 2006

nigger please

when a black person who is talking complete bull shit to you

black person : yo cracker i just got a job

white person : nigger please

by mike g kid January 18, 2007

Please say a command

The ever so annoying and pointless feature on an LG phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during class, gatherings). Apparently it is telling you to speak a person's name so you can call them without pressing any buttons, but I don't think I have ever seen anyone use this feature.

Woman's voice: "Please say a command" *BEEP*

by ItsBeenReal April 28, 2009

peased out

A person who consistantly passes out from being a lightweight drinker or just a pussy. Some people have a high alcohol tolerance some have a high pass out rate, this is for the latter.

"Look at Justin he is peased out again"

"Man, Is that kenny peased out in the backyard?"

by Ryan McIver November 16, 2006