“Stop hogging the sprite Darek”
“Chad you know his throat is as dry as his nutters”
What a classic PTSD
“Chad you know his throat is as dry as his nutters”
What a classic PTSD
by Dr. Smallwood February 2, 2020
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Get the PTSD mug.PTSD, also known as, post traumatic stress disorder is, a disorder characterized by a severe anxiety disorder that can develop after exposure to any event that results in psychological trauma. This event may involve the threat of death to oneself or to someone else, or to one's own or someone else's physical, sexual, or psychological integrity,overwhelming the individual's ability to cope.
Tick: A Tick is a uncontrollable reaction to something, sort of like, a quick unreasonably, un elicited reaction. Its just a sarcastic way of labeling someone as, tourettes.
Many people don't overcome whatever they were impacted by,rather big or small and as a result, any trigger causes a PTSD Tick.
PTSD Tick: An uncontrollable reaction to something or someone, in a situation that has nothing to do with anything, and presents no danger to the aggressor.
Tick: A Tick is a uncontrollable reaction to something, sort of like, a quick unreasonably, un elicited reaction. Its just a sarcastic way of labeling someone as, tourettes.
Many people don't overcome whatever they were impacted by,rather big or small and as a result, any trigger causes a PTSD Tick.
PTSD Tick: An uncontrollable reaction to something or someone, in a situation that has nothing to do with anything, and presents no danger to the aggressor.
1)This guy just went off on me for asking him to pass the chilli like they use to do, dang, he must have a PTSD Tick.
2) I asked this guy i once dated for an apology and he just lost his temper, as if i was an ex girlfriend or his mother, he must have a PTSD tick.
3) That guy couldn't get that girls attention and as a result began calling her slanderous names, so much for PTSD Tick. giggles.
4) Everything seems to trigger a temperamental reaction, PTSD Tick.
5) This person just can't control or help their abusive nature, PTSD Tick.
2) I asked this guy i once dated for an apology and he just lost his temper, as if i was an ex girlfriend or his mother, he must have a PTSD tick.
3) That guy couldn't get that girls attention and as a result began calling her slanderous names, so much for PTSD Tick. giggles.
4) Everything seems to trigger a temperamental reaction, PTSD Tick.
5) This person just can't control or help their abusive nature, PTSD Tick.
by Flygyrl August 20, 2012
Get the PTSD Tick mug.Erik got PTSD after he tried to make noodle wok.
“Hey Erik , hows the noodle wok going?”
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Noodle flashback intensity’s
“Hey Erik , hows the noodle wok going?”
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Noodle flashback intensity’s
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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So if your camping and your best friend sharts in your face, is it a ptosis or a pink eye causing illness?
I think if people don't let the things they dislike about thier lives out it will cause ptosis and we'll all look like zombies of the Apocolypsius any way!
Adam stole eve's fig leaves or thrion to see what her undercarage was looking like, thus creating what we now call sexy time. The man said, "damn girl my oscar myere will fit your hull slot. Lets give it a shot and see what happens!" Then they be damned and became human naturalists that both ate the apple because they were famished from all that sweatin' on each other. Then ptosis set in her eys and he was like, "Darn why the heck did we eat it all?" Then eve looked at Adam and exclaimed, "Darling, your hot dog wanted to see how deap my hull darkened abyss went to! From thier only God knows! Now, I have these saggy eyes they call bags and your middle twig soes me no justic and just flopps around like a beached water mokasin with no attention span, us be darned."
See, women talk so much it gives thier men ptosis too, were all screwed!
I think if people don't let the things they dislike about thier lives out it will cause ptosis and we'll all look like zombies of the Apocolypsius any way!
Adam stole eve's fig leaves or thrion to see what her undercarage was looking like, thus creating what we now call sexy time. The man said, "damn girl my oscar myere will fit your hull slot. Lets give it a shot and see what happens!" Then they be damned and became human naturalists that both ate the apple because they were famished from all that sweatin' on each other. Then ptosis set in her eys and he was like, "Darn why the heck did we eat it all?" Then eve looked at Adam and exclaimed, "Darling, your hot dog wanted to see how deap my hull darkened abyss went to! From thier only God knows! Now, I have these saggy eyes they call bags and your middle twig soes me no justic and just flopps around like a beached water mokasin with no attention span, us be darned."
See, women talk so much it gives thier men ptosis too, were all screwed!
by menticideWasher'sRus June 15, 2010
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PTASD is the feeling that most volunteers get when they can't say no and they overcommit. Symptoms are:
1. Hiding in the produce department when you see a fellow volunteer at the store.
2. Avoiding your email for days or weeks at a time
3. Flinching, gagging, or retching when someone asks if you got their email
4. Barely slowing down and pushing your kid out of the car at school drop-off so that you can't be engaged in a conversation about PTA.
5. Beginning every sentence with "I'm sorry that I didn't ..."
PTASD is the feeling that most volunteers get when they can't say no and they overcommit. Symptoms are:
1. Hiding in the produce department when you see a fellow volunteer at the store.
2. Avoiding your email for days or weeks at a time
3. Flinching, gagging, or retching when someone asks if you got their email
4. Barely slowing down and pushing your kid out of the car at school drop-off so that you can't be engaged in a conversation about PTA.
5. Beginning every sentence with "I'm sorry that I didn't ..."
I have not been able to find Jane for weeks. Does she have PTASD? I need to know about the book faire.
by zwartgat December 4, 2011
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