eys

Deliberate misspelling of 'yes' that originated at the Figure Skating Universe forums, often used by people who want to add a bit of wannabe "Russian flavour" to what they're writing.
Can also be used in the same way as "aren't you?" at the end of questions.

Eys, I'd like some chocolate please.

You're going that way eys?

by Alexan D. Ra October 8, 2006

EYS

This means that you are really unhappy with someone (single person) or the world as a whole.

This word can be applied to books / buildings / vehicles / persons or groups - and you are easily able to simply point to the phrase - without even having to say anything !

The letters mean - Eat Your Shit

Because you are an idiot you can simply "EYS"

by GazzaAussie January 26, 2006

EYS

A simple alternative to “KYS” that won’t get you banned meaning “End Your Self.”

EYS downy.

by Dog123blackwad August 21, 2022

EYS

Acronym that means “End Yo Sh!t” or eat it for real. I Don’t know lol just made it up today.

*sees random person* “EYS!”

by CoolEmoMilf69 August 27, 2022

EYS

Employ Yourself

John: Yo Carter! Who would win, 100 men or a gorilla?
Carter: eys

by fajay May 24, 2025

Eyssa

Eyssa is annoying, got a weird ass haircut and a goofy looking fit. He asks the teacher dumbass questions like "miss, why are we reading this" halfway through the lesson. He gets zero bitches, the chances of your local Eyssa getting a bitch is defined as unnatural. Hes hated by the whole class, was kinda chill at first but went back to being an annoying bowl cut looking fool. He wears a belt with an untucked shirt and his underwear sticks out in a failed attempt to look like a roadman. If you spot an Eyssa, inform your local Bozo care home in order to take him back to his clown fest.

"Gah dayum, that Eyssa looking hella goofy."

by hdkah February 13, 2022

eystreem

A (sometimes) family-friendly Minecraft YouTuber who uploads cringe videos on a regular basis. He posts a variety of Minecraft videos, ranging from tutorials and secret features to one of his most popular series called Scary Seed Survival. He began making YouTube videos in 2012 and has continued to grow in size over the past few years. He makes eight year old's all around the world happy with his cringe videos so yay for that.

Hitman 1, "Who is that?"
Hitman 2, "That's just Eystreem."
Hitman 1, "Oh, my seven year old son is his biggest fan."

by ButtermilkKitty September 21, 2018