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A permanent drooping of the upper eyelid!
So if your camping and your best friend sharts in your face, is it a ptosis or a pink eye causing illness?

I think if people don't let the things they dislike about thier lives out it will cause ptosis and we'll all look like zombies of the Apocolypsius any way!

Adam stole eve's fig leaves or thrion to see what her undercarage was looking like, thus creating what we now call sexy time. The man said, "damn girl my oscar myere will fit your hull slot. Lets give it a shot and see what happens!" Then they be damned and became human naturalists that both ate the apple because they were famished from all that sweatin' on each other. Then ptosis set in her eys and he was like, "Darn why the heck did we eat it all?" Then eve looked at Adam and exclaimed, "Darling, your hot dog wanted to see how deap my hull darkened abyss went to! From thier only God knows! Now, I have these saggy eyes they call bags and your middle twig soes me no justic and just flopps around like a beached water mokasin with no attention span, us be darned."

See, women talk so much it gives thier men ptosis too, were all screwed!
ptosis by menticideWasher'sRus June 15, 2010
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Ptosis eye 

Drooping of one or both eyelids. Mistakenly called "lazy eye". Occurs to people who's eye muscle weakens over time but also people are known to be born with it. Treated with surgery but usually droops again over time. Adults are usually more informed about this so little kids tend to ask questions about it to a person with Ptosis.
normal kid: "whats wrong with your eye?"
ptosis kid: "i dont know, i was born with it..."
normal kid: "oh....ok. so wanna play?"
ptosis kid: "sure"

if you where born with a ptosis eyelid
Ptosis eye by local ptosis kid February 8, 2010

sexy ptosis 

The drooping of a girls eyelids which makes her look sexy, and sleepy at the same time.
“Dude did you see that girl Amy? There’s something about her that makes her look really hot.”

“Ye I know… it’s her sexy ptosis!”
sexy ptosis by b3ar February 28, 2013
The touching of tips
"Do you want to peosis."
Peosis by FLUFFYKITTYDUCKLORD October 28, 2020
posish is used to refer to one's favorite position during sexual intercourse.
from: Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
"What's your favorite posish?"
posish by DoggyStyle March 4, 2004

Phosisticated 

Someone who speaks beyond their knowledge, one who is trying too hard to be smart.

PRONOUNCED: FOE-SIS-TUH-KAYT-EDD
Person A: Damn that stupid bitch in class just keeps on talking, everyone knows she's wrong, but she just keeps fuckin talkin...

Person B: yeah, that bitch is just bein a phosisticated ass muthafucka

Person A: fasho fool.

Mish Posish 

Baby, let's do all three classics: doggy, on top and mish posish...
Mish Posish by SinSe' July 14, 2009