South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)
by Huge D September 05, 2006
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Deep Sea Pinchers

The act of giving oral sex, thus enabling the possibility of receiving crabs on ones head.

i.e. Head crabs
Dude, maybe you shouldn't suck so much dick. I think you have deep sea pinchers.
by 8675309eieen69 May 09, 2009
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Taco Pincher

An affectionate name Emily calls Graham that was made by Graham saying enchalada penis and Emily thinking about a crab, thus the word taco pincher was created.
Graham: Hey Penis Enchilada.
Emily: Hey Taco Pincher.
by LatestPlague sXe August 20, 2006
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5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan
Imma give you my 5 incher pincher
by Inches January 04, 2025
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Worm pincher

I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"

He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle
by Pony tank 69 December 02, 2023
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Penispenny pincher

Someone who pinches Penny's with their penis
Guy1: Mister Crabs penispenny pincher my pennis
Guy2: damn man
by Owl_Boi February 13, 2023
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Pincher

The Ultimate night out where everyone gets mega drunk.

Referring to Chris Pinchers drunk night out that eventually led to the collapse of the UK Govt Cabinet.
Fancy a Pincher in town tonight?

Mate, last night was a complete Pincher.
by Pandaracer999 July 06, 2022
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