PhD

post hole digger

I know I should put a fence around my yard, but I don't have a PhD.

by Rick August 8, 2003

phd

An automatic camera.

Push here, dummy!

by Octopod November 9, 2003

PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

by Zak May 12, 2004

Phd

Pussy Hungry Dick

I'm in a Long Distance relation with girlfriend. My girlfriend was bragging to her friends about my phd.

by GodzillaShotgun February 13, 2023

phd

In the working world: Post Hole Digger.

Joe: Hey Johnny is a PhD.

Shawn: How is he a PhD? He doesn't even have a degree.

Joe: He is a Post. Hole. Digger.

by Vincent Santos April 14, 2006

PhD

An acronym for "Permanent Head Damage"

Landlord: How are you these days?
Tenant: I am close to graduation.
Landlord: You are still in school?! Are you a genius?!
Tenant: This PhD program takes a long time and makes me depressed all the time.
Landlord: Well, you are gonna be a suger dad very soon!

by phd candidate September 7, 2006

phd

Pussy Hogging Dickhead

Ryan got his PhD from cockblocking all of the time.

by Scott March 12, 2004