Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).

Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome

by wide idiot June 21, 2020

Penialfungial Disease

Causes the penis to become engorged with fluid, thus making it much larger, then it falls off.

Dude, Jimmy had Penialfungial Disease, poor guy.

by Timmy and the Hosebags March 2, 2009

Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.

"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."

by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011

penichillin'

A euphoric state of one's body and mind in total relaxation due to the use of antibiotic drugs.

The doctor said I had a parasite and thanks to the meds they gave me, I'm just penichillin'.

by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

penihilate

to annihilate that pussy with your penis

Baby, can I penihilate you?

by therealtrish May 31, 2015

Penicuik

Also known as Edgeville Tennessee, renowned for large metal scene. Birthplace and home of "Bob Fest," heavy metal music festival. Generally hated by all people who live there. Well known for alchoholism which spawned phrases such as "mangle-spangled" and "hooped" meaning to be paraletic from alchohol consumption. Home of the drinking club "penicuik booze hounds." also famed for many useless shops, such as numerous estate agents, funeral directors, dentists and optitions.

Them: you wanna go to penicuik? You: no, it's wank.

by iwantmoarf00d March 1, 2010

Penile Rejection

When you see a girl, and its like "oh.. im not horny anymore"

Oh.. im not horny anymore

by oh yea, well, you're a...... what? May 24, 2003