Pavel Akulinin

The Russian famous ass player in tennis.
he always wears stupid looking swimming pants when he plays his dirty ass game.
Its been stated that this thing also controls every gays dicks on this planet.

Your dick has been activated, because of the Pavel Akulinins effect.

by Harry Raikes April 19, 2009

Pavel

An adjective used to describe a person, typically female, who is annoying, middle age, has a high-pitched voice.

"OMG that chick is such a pavel"

by Just Put In Whatever October 20, 2018

Pavel Van

A game where you shout the word 'Pavel' every time you see a Caravan.

If you see a Caravan Park, you shout 'Pavel Park'.
The aim is to be the first to spot one and shout out.
1 Point for Pavel and 10 Points for Pavel Park.

John : "Pavel"
Dan : "Damn it!"
John : "One nil!"

Dan : "Pavel Van"
John : "ahh boo"
Dan : "Ha ha, Ten one!"

by Dan10inch July 2, 2011

pavelitis

When a male gets high levels of testosterone and starts yelling and screaming at everyone. He gets highly physical and will try to swing if you push him to that point. When a male suffers from Pavelitis his body gets erect and his face looks like he wants to kill you or take a fat dump. This is common in teenage boys who lay in bed all day playing FIFA.

Mom: Will you get me milk for my cereal

Boy: I aint your slave! stop telling me what to do

Bystander: Dont worry hes just suffering from Pavelitis

*Brother taps his hat*

boy: WTF! did I tell you to touch my hat?! huh? huh?

*punches him in the face *

Mom: Ugh there goes his Pavelitis again

by PRG123 June 29, 2015

Pavel

Is you love La.ne, plz still talking with him.
He is such a good guy, different, special and a little bit Suicide.
He wants to be with u all his life.
Te quiero La.nie....

I want to be a Pavel someday.
The Pavels are awesome.
Fuckin Pavel , is a Emo, but i still loving him

by PavelLOVE January 7, 2018

Pável

Little bitch, wack as fuck, reject,

“Hates on styln fan”

Wow what a “Pável”

“Jealous over styln fan”

He’s such a “Pável”

by Don’t be like pavel January 29, 2018

pavelcraft

A word to describe litreally God himself. Pavelcraft is a deffenition for God and there is no exceptions. It comes from the name Pavel.

Its also used in minecraft servers

Oh My Pavelcraft.
Holy Pavelcraft.
We must praise our lord Pavelcraft.

by Kelttheultrasex1 March 2, 2018