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Political slave who Behaves as they are told and cannot or will not act independently. A prime example of a person acting like a sheep. Will follow instructions without using common sense or personal conscious.
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"Physics explains why this apple fell. Pataphysics explains why this specific apple, at this exact moment, landed slightly left of where gravity predicted, and what that means for the apple's inner life. It's not nonsense—it's the science of the nonsense that makes sense of everything else."
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Scientific Pataphysics "Your drug worked for 95% of subjects. Scientific Pataphysics wants to study the 5%—not as noise to be discarded, but as phenomena in their own right. What's their story? What law do they obey? Maybe the exception is trying to tell you something the rule can't."
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