Officesode

N.

Slang for an episode of the hilarious and popular NBC comedy The Office

Cat: Hey Babe did you see that Officesode last night?

Babe: Yea dude, I teared up when Jim and Pam finally said "I do"!!!

by Bambino624 February 10, 2010

office quarterback

a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves

The office quarterback just handed off a bunch of her assignments to me, AGAIN!

by Disgruntled_in_SJ April 2, 2011

officechairitus

Pronounced: office-chair-itus. This is when your legs have an itchy feeling, as if you want to go and do something, instead of sitting there working.

Bob says: "I'm really bored in this office, I want to go do something".
Fred says: "Aaa, that's officechairitus".

by Jake Farr December 22, 2006

office reorganisation

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

office freaky

when you have some quick sloppy sex at the office, then act like nothing happened

Michelle and I had an office freaky yesterday in the bosses office.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

broval office

A place where bro's gather to make important decisions

I bet they all pregamed in his broval office before going out tonight.

by Lief June 12, 2007

trollbation officer

a person who enforces trolling upon a troll who is pissing off someone else, when doing this he or she protects and serves the weak who are trolled, while looking for lulz.

trollbation officer needs thought

by the professional tbo December 15, 2014