repeat offender

a woman that a man has already enaged in sexual intercourse with one or more times in the past

Tom: Yo Eric, did you get a fresh kill last night?
Eric: Nah, but I did bang this girl that I used to see in college.
Tom: Oh well, don't worry, nothing wrong with a repeat offender

by Champ360 April 2, 2015

Sex offender

Someone who offends people while they are having sex.

Bob is doing IT with Amanda. Amanda says your a dickhead. Amanda is now a registered sex offender

by Bored guy August 20, 2020

Offendnist

A person whom gets offended by almost every word you say. Regardless of the world him/her will make some sort of racial or sexual relation to the word, by this making you a racest or a sexist.

Be carefull what you say around Mike hes an Offendnist. He gets upset and offended by almost every word you say.

John says: Hey Mike your jobs so easy a monkey could do it.

Mike says: You said the word monkey your a racest.

by dn85 April 21, 2010

Offendertained

The act of being offended yet entertained.

I am so offendertained at your remarks about my mothers butt!

by mrdweeb October 17, 2011

Offendopotamus

Noun. A person who makes a great display, either physical or verbal, of constantly being offended by very small things. Normally found in an urban area of the United States. Common offendopotamus behavior includes complaining about the temperature of their 4 dollar ethically sourced coffee, the quality of their 90 dollar steak, or how every Halloween costume is somehow racist, sexist, ableist, deist, etc.

I'm trying to get through the line at the coffee shop and this offendopotamus keeps holding up the line by demanding that the soy milk be heated to 160 degrees before it is put into her latte.

by CPT Ron November 3, 2017

Offendazoid

A group of zombie like beings that are triggered by the most inoffensive of things. An Offendazoid will find a way to be offended in everything, no matter how innocent a thing may be. They are perpetually offended. They hunt down offence where none exists. An offendazoid is miserable unless they find something to be offended by.

The offendazoids wailed in horror and screamed racism when they were informed that the soot on Julie Andrews face in Mary Poppins was actually blackface.

by Hamish Koalaski February 3, 2019

Offendant

A person that is closer than an associate or acquaintance but not yet a friend; that would be offended upon finding out you did not refer to them as your friend when speaking about them to others.

Joe is not my friend, he is my offendant. I don’t actually consider him to be at the level of a friend yet, but he is definitely more than an acquaintance.

by Squirtsmith January 4, 2023