Skip to main content

Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on
by retrded man March 18, 2025
mugGet the Older Woman Datingmug.

we’re getting older

My dogs are fine thanks for asking
Bob: Today the topic is we’re getting older
Mark: We’ve done this topic before
Bob: Fuck
Wade: My dogs are fine thanks for asking
by Derivative 69420 July 11, 2023
mugGet the we’re getting oldermug.

older sister

The greatest person ever to exist in your life. Always has your back, inspires you, and makes you happy!
You: Hey, let’s go out in the hallway and play WAR!
older sister: When do we start?
by shroomlight June 16, 2023
mugGet the older sistermug.

2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.
"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"
by wichkrft December 18, 2024
mugGet the 2000s older brother coremug.

Older sibling

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie
johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."

person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."
by maya froggie March 13, 2024
mugGet the Older siblingmug.

addiction-to-older-people-ism

a religion where people have an addiction to people way older than them.
I follow addiction-to-older-people-ism because of marvel and other celebrities.
by some-1-who-obsesses- June 3, 2021
mugGet the addiction-to-older-people-ismmug.

ryley is older then kennedy

legally ryley is always going to be older then kennedy
ryley being older then kennedy means that legally ryley is older then kennedy
by higihiballs August 7, 2022
mugGet the ryley is older then kennedymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email