Dirty Skillog Nuts

To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.

Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."

by SirJigglesAlot March 15, 2011

deez nuts

A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

by VanHeezy February 8, 2007

nuthouse

The right place for you, if you are nuts or somehow crazy

I'm crazy, I go to the nuthouse and feel fine.

by tatu66 January 27, 2012

nuts in a wringer

An earthy reference to being in deep trouble.

He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

joe nuts

he is anything and everything, but most importantly, he’s joe nuts.

joe? joe nuts!?!?

by pat_underscore June 7, 2020

bofa deez nuts

Both of the tesicles on the male operating the statement.

Man 1: "Have you seen Bofa?"

Man 2: "No I haven't who is that?" Man 1: "Bofa deez nuts!!"

by ElBetoRgz May 16, 2016

Land of Fruits and Nuts

Derogatory, stereotypical; used in present day to refer to California. The fruit represents homosexuals, nuts to crazy people, hippies. Sometimes directly refers to San Francisco and its liberal mentality.

"California: The Land of Fruits and Nuts."

by TKW231 June 6, 2009