Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.

Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"

by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014

Numb Nuts

Frozen Testicles

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!

by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017

Numb Nuts

Those who think they’re sly robbing dudes.

Me: This piece of human garbage Timothy just stole from my autistic friend Austin.
Bro: Is Austin the one that has that gay truck?

Me: yeah, but Timothy’s a real Numb Nuts

by Hankcox November 5, 2019

numnuts

usually an insult; self explainatory

the person sitting here and reading my dumbass definition has a pair of numnuts on his head

by wouldnt you like to know numnuts May 25, 2003

numbnut

A retarted male who has been castrated so that he will not rape a girl and produce another retard.

The parents of the retarded boy decided to have him castrated when he was seen humping a dog. He is now a numbnut.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

numb nuts

A large, Troll like character often seen lurking around very suspicious content and mumbling inccessantly about '+4 single handed ....'. Possesses very strange ideas about ethnic origins and racial backgrounds.

ffs numb nuts

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Numb Nuts

A man who has sex way too many times way too often. This rigorous sex causes the man to bang his jizz-bags very often, making them numb. Thus, Numb Nuts.

"Alex, you numb nut. Why did you bang HER?" OR "GODAMIT Jeff, you NUMB NUT! Why don't you go fuck a tree while you're at it?"

by Kyle-fo August 27, 2005