When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
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A fat piece of shit who works at EB-Games. Usually seen with his hot friends while treating his girl like shit. Doesn’t like black people and uses racist slurs too much. Usually uncircumcised with a tiny dick. Also had baby teeth and a patchy beard. Extremely loud and plays video games while eating over the mike obnoxiously loud. Pretty much Batman if Batman was instead a piece of shit who’s only redeemable quality was the sympathy given for having no parents.
Nordenberg is a piece of shit.
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That jerk in IT that always sends you status updates but never responds. . .
That jerk in IT that always sends you status updates but never responds. . .
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Excellent story, graphics, and the solving mysteries, looking for clues, etc. are excellent. you find yourself going on gaming marathons of this game. It's tied with Red Dead Redemption for my favorite game.
Excellent story, graphics, and the solving mysteries, looking for clues, etc. are excellent. you find yourself going on gaming marathons of this game. It's tied with Red Dead Redemption for my favorite game.
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