neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

neuter nazi

Neuter Nazi is what I call a person that is radical about neutering. Neuter Nazis are ruthless in their attempts to see that all animal companions are sexually mutilated,nothing matters to a Neuter Nazi except clip and snip!

my mom is a ''neuter nazi''

by chuck April 11, 2005

Neterosexual

One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.

A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.

by Woolwit October 3, 2010

neuticals

A pair of prosthetic testicles for male dogs who have just been neutered; meant to prevent trauma/ anxiety of said male dog learning he no longer has any balls.

Tucker's neuticals are very well-proportioned to his body.

by Trish the Dish August 27, 2003

neuter

(v) To completely and utterly defeat an opponent during competition.

To win with great extent. A humiliating defeat causing shame upon your dynasty.

May result in your disownment. Never being the same again.

"We were playing Super Smash Bros. and, needless to say, he got neutered."

by homb July 3, 2014

netter

a professional, normally a lawyer, who strives to bring in business by the droves following business development seminars forced on them by evil bosses who think they have nothing better to do with their Saturdays.

Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.

Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.

The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.

How much has she nettered in the past year? Just that much? Let's pass on that partner offer.

by charismeee January 13, 2011

Neuteronomy

A book in the bible depicting an elderly man having his "package" ripped off by a pack of ravenous poodles

Timmy Green was very concerned when his bible teacher decided to read a passage from "Mother Gooch & Her 10 Fucklings" to the class instead of the assigned passage from Neuteronomy

by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008