netty

beautiful, sexy lady with lovely teeth and a gorgeous smile

My lady is Netty!

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

NFTY

NFTY or the North American Federation of Temple Youth, is part of the youth division of the URJ, or Union for Reform Judaism. NFTY is the coolest way to meet other jewish teens. The events and retreats are so much fun and everyone should be a part of it. Everybody should come to convention in LOS ANGELES because it is going to be so much fun.

NFTY socal is by far the coolest region.

The NFTY cheer:

stomp-clap-stomp-clap...
Say what's your name? Say NFTY!
Say what's your name? Say NFTY!
Say what's your name? Say NFTY!
Gonna live and die for N-F-T-Y!



NFTY's in the front HEY HEY HEY
Let me hear you grunt HEY HEY HEY
NFTY's in the middle HEY HEY HEY
Let me hear you giggle Ha Ha Ha!
Never in the rear No, no, no
Let me hear you cheer!
WHOOOOO!!



Ya got it? Yeah!
Ya got it? Yeah!
It's in my knees, my knees are weak
It's in my mouth, I cannot speak
It's in my hair, it's over there,
it's over there, it's everywhere!



*stomp-clap-stomp-clap...
Say what's your name? Say NFTY!
Say what's your name? Say NFTY!
Say what's your name? Say NFTY!
Gonna live and die for N-F-T-Y!

I went to a NFTY socal event at camp hess kramer last weekend it was so much fun

by NFTYSOCALGIRL December 27, 2004

nfty

the most amazing thing in the world!!!!!!! it helps jewish teens come together to be awsome and jewwy...

oh and it is like a zillion times better than bbyo

chick:hey are you going to nfty?

girl:ummm hex yes!!! i love nfty

chick:me too it makes me feel all jewwy inside

girl:i know bbyo sucks

chick:heck yes it does

girl:YAY NFTY!!!

chick:YAY JEWS!!!!

by mogget January 11, 2007

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

by Mike September 17, 2004

nifty picnic

Neat; Cool; neat idea.

Person 1: Look at my painting.
Person 2: Wow. That's a nifty picnic.

by Georgee May 1, 2008

testy nesty

Meaning really tight shorts or pants on a male which hug and accentuate his man jobblers to the point which you are concerned they shall pop out. (Shout out to David Bowie in Labyrinth and, on occasion Jared Leto)

In a sentence: CJ, Josh, Patty, and Javondrellle all went to the gym in their testy nestys... They got the clap.

by Frodo Swaggins 9 April 21, 2015

niftyriffic

Nifftyriffic adj.

terrifyingly nifty; first-rate; top-notch; awesome; coolies; better than sex; superb

History: Niftyriffic is the world's greatest word. It was invented by the great scholar Owen Lloyd

Owen Lloyd is incomparatively more niftyriffic than a douchebag like Mary Danielle

by Owen Lloyd May 19, 2004