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deez nuns

Guy: "Hey, did you see them at the church?"
Recipient: "See who?"
Guy: "DEEZ NUNZ"

Deez Nuns can be used as a substitute for Deez nuts

Can be spelled ending with either an S or a Z
by Random Internet Dweller February 2, 2019
mugGet the deez nunsmug.

Nun Hand

The nun hand occurs when a male is in the process of hooking up with a female and during an attempt to pull off panties her hand suddenly grabs yours rejecting the move. You ain't getting none.
Last night I was close to scoring with that prude blonde girl in our class but when I made the move she gave me the nun hand.
by StuCazz77 September 15, 2023
mugGet the Nun Handmug.

Nun ni

usually used in terms of someone who dosnt leave their house and eats beef currys any available chance usually everynight for dinner.usually found on a console of some sort or computer.
by nawog May 24, 2009
mugGet the Nun nimug.

Poaser nun

A poaser nun is also known as a sister. Poaser nuns can get married and wear regular chothes. Poaser nuns usually consist of a lesiban haircut , is usually fat , teaches catholic school and lastly they are huge bitches. Poaser nuns can get married because they need the dick.
Young catholic school kid : "Sister Ann why dont you wear a black veil"? Sister ann : " Because my child i am a poaser nun and i need dick"!
by Nunt April 26, 2011
mugGet the Poaser nunmug.

nun's piss

The last swig from a bottle or can of beer, particularly when sufficient time has passed that the beer has become warm.
You're not going to drink that nun's piss, are you?
by Lloyd Tanner August 14, 2005
mugGet the nun's pissmug.

Banshee Nun

The second most powerful being on earth . the Banshee Nun hovers around screaming a song that makes its victim bleed from every hole.
The Banshee Nun lives in a church and is formed when a nun dies a virgin
the most powerful being is Chuck Norris
OMG look there is a banshee nun outside the window
by Kurt,matt,nick October 13, 2008
mugGet the Banshee Nunmug.

nun's bar

a saying used to stop people who should not be hooking up from doing so

in general any situation where something is prohibited, should be followed with people saying "nun's bar"

can be accompanied with a jumping forward and crossing arms in front of each other, as an umpire would do at a baseball game
"omg! don't hook up with him! nun's bar!!!"
by the whirlwind November 10, 2008
mugGet the nun's barmug.

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