it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
by MyrtleCurdle May 5, 2014
Get the myrtle curdle mug.A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
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Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013
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Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
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Get the bog myrtle mug.An avenue in Borough of Hillington in London next to Hatton Cross tube station. On the Northern end of the avenue, there is a grassland always being wrongly referred as Myrtle Avenue. Whenever the weather is good, there will be loads of planespotters gathering on the grassland. In this place, you can get nice pictures of aircrafts landing in 27R runway of London Heathrow. Because it is easy to find it is the most popular spotting point in London.
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