Moaning Myrtle

The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.

Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway

by That-wierd-kid-down-the-street June 18, 2021

Myrtle

A thiccums person who is generally tall and hot.

Myrtle is sooo thiccums.

by Cocopebblesrfun October 01, 2018

Myrtle

Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!

Myrtle was moaning in the toilet

by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021

Myrtle

A term used to describe a group a cunts that doofed at myrtle.

Origin: Swan River, Myrtle Dorm

Person 1: Are you going to the myrtle doof?
Person 2: Thats not even a question

by doofer368 September 26, 2022

Bloody Myrtle

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.

Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.

by Griffonage June 03, 2017

frothable myrtles

hot chicks

Raged here one time with some frothable myrtles, but there werent many other people.

by urbansean December 02, 2009

bog myrtle

OML he said he is a bog myrtle how could he say such a thing

Why did Daniel say he is a bog myrtle OML HE IS A PLANT

by True fax’s 69 March 24, 2021