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dick mistress

a fancy way for calling people a whore, also when used on a man it is calling them a whore and fag at the same time thus attaining the coveted "double whammy"
Person A: Man, Elton John is such a dick mistress.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.
by Jaime Blanco December 25, 2007
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dirty mistress

a woman who's goal is to find a man who's in a relationship and make his loyalties waver. the ultimate goal is to win the man in the end.
that bitch was his dirty mistress the whole 3 years we dated.
by will77534 January 21, 2007
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mustrash

When a mans mustache is not well groomed causing him to look like white trash or possibly homeless even though you can tell he can afford a razor to trim properly.
Person 1: Have you noticed Grizzly Adams in the corner.

Person 2: Yes I don't know what happened but he looks like complete mustrash.
by HighMaintenance68 April 29, 2016
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Mistress Periscope

A state of desire and need for the addiction of the social media app called Periscope. Created by therealbookbabe , the term mistressperiscope eludes to the need and secrecy to continue interacting with the app even though it's destroying your life
MISTRESS PERISCOPE will steal your soul if you pay more attention to her than your partner or life responsibilities
by La Reigna👑 November 12, 2019
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Mastrawank

I mastrawank 3 times a day
by D Flawless November 14, 2019
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business mistress

When a man hires a woman as an assistant, intern, etc. so she will do anything and anywhere with him for money.
Co-worker 1: Did you hear? Apparently the new girl is boss' new business mistress.

Co-worker 2: Well, can you blame him? She looks like she would be a awesome playmate.
by Kimmay February 11, 2013
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jaymin mistry

Jaymin Mistry - (V)

Jaymin Mistry is the name of a cute guy who is funny, loving, delicate, and sensitive at the same time. Great at certain things like running, and school work,...yet terrible at other things like SENDING TEXT MESSAGES THAT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE. Also, he is never free because he is always at robotics.
Look at Jaymin Mistry over there, he is sooooooo hot, like he is definitely daddy material, but too bad he's never free. He's probably going to robotics right now.
by Jminer69er February 25, 2017
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