Dick Mullet

When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.

Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!

by TheGang608 February 27, 2015

gay mullet

Anyone who actually looks good with a mullet

Fuck, did you see his new haircut, I swear it was a gay mullet

by Sexycoolgirl April 26, 2017

Devil’s Mullet

(noun): describes the look resulting from trimming/grooming visible frontal facing pubes, while leaving the taint and/or asshole region wild and unholy.

“Dan’s super hot; I wanna get with him.”
“Nah... I went down on him once and he rocks a gnarly devil’s mullet.”

by DevilMulletDan July 27, 2020

euro mullet

A European hairstyle similar to the mullet, typically styled into a fauxhawk both in the front and back.

Jörg's euro mullet is so fierce; all the chicks love his hair.

by Travis Crawford April 30, 2008

blind mullet

a floating turd

I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.

by Vegas March 22, 2003

Junk Mullet

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.

I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

Radiology Mullet

When a radiologist wears a scrub top with dress pants.

Dr. Rick Kamwerdzer got enema barium on his shirt today. He is lucky he was wearing his radiology mullet.

by gurgurant November 28, 2009